Monday, June 21, 2010

SERBIA vs GERMANY - Not Your Typical FOOTBALL Story

I was seating in this restaurant for my late dinner with my sister. And it's just my luck that GERMANY was playing SERBIA. I was very happy with it.. from where i am accomadating.. i don't have the previleges untuk tengok WORLDCUP. So it's like a HADIAH for me..

Dalam seronok layan the GAME.. tiba-tiba table sebelah berkata. Perkataan yang buat saya agak terkejut sedikit. Seraya terus saya pusing belakang untuk melihat siapa orang mengeluarkan ayat tu. Ermm.. i think he is a Malay with kinda dark skin.. but his slang is very heavily guna SINGLISH. And as far as i know.. only CHINESE do that here. Ermm..

DIA nie ditemani dengan seorang RAKAN. Dari mula lagi saya perasan DIA nie sokong SERBIA sebab tiap kali SERBIA miss score.. dia akan keluarkan "ayat-indah" dia. And tiap kali GERMANY miss score.. dia akan melepaskan "ayat-lega" dia. So.. saya ambil kesimpulan yang dia penyokong SERBIA. Seronok juga tengok rasa-teruja DIA nie..

Bila masa SERBIA tukar pemain.. DIA terdiam jap.. then..

I Know.. I Know.. nak bagitau lah nie apa ayat tu...

DIA terkeduh jap and bertanya pada RAKAN sebelah dia

"WHY (the) SERBIA SIGN-CROSS WHEN GO INSIDE (the) FIELD?"

RAKAN dia jawap - SEBAB SERBIAN is CHRISTIAN la. You Stupid la. Now you know. Dunno know mei before this?

I dunno la. Astaga.. i thot SERBIA is MUSLIM..

No la.. SERBIA is the one that kill kill the BOSNIA la. BOSNIA is muslim lah.

Ya mei?!!!

Ya lo..

Lepas tu DIA sokong GERMANY lak.. berabis DIA sokong GERMANY lak.. sehingga GERMANY kalah.. hahahhhahhha..

Ingin saja saya nak bagitau yang GERMANY lah yang buat GENOCIDE terhadap Austrian and JEWS kepada DIA nie tapi I am sure DIA akan lebih SOKONG GERMAN kalau dia tau.. silap silap bubuh Bendera Stutka lagi kat DINDING BILIK dia.. hehehhhe..

Happy Watching WORLD CUP..

Go MADAGASCA!!!

8 comments:

  1. hee.. malunye bile baca blog ni..
    but typical malay is just like that.. that the hardest fact to accept.. but it true!!!

    hopefully ramai yang kat luar sana paham dengan apa yang mereka sokong, shud learn from history tho!! heee.. pesanan ini untuk saya jua kerana saya jua typical malay.. :)

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  2. BC.. hehhhe.. thanks kerana comment.. hugs..

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  3. 1. dia agak kelakar
    2. dia agak pelik
    3. dia mcm "lalang" :P

    apa2 pun, mcm2 ragam org dlm dunia ni...so, tak hairan la kalo ada spesis yg mcm ni...(",)

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  4. to Lin: basically.. he's just ignorance. Unlike us Malaysian.. we are well concious about this matter.

    Teringat saya pasal ptotestor "Boycott Barangan America" yang tunjuk perasaan pakai Jeans Levi's and t-shirt Nikè.. :-D

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  5. saya sokong komen y 1st
    tapi saya tak sokong komen yang salahkan lalang
    sepatutnya kita jadi sprti lalang

    eh eh
    tetiba komen kepada komen pulak
    entry c marx dilupakan
    haha

    bila musim bola
    semua org jadi pelik

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  6. Has.. hahaha.. nda apa bah.. this blog is for everybody bah.. write whatever you want.. jangan kutuk raja saja.. takut gelaran "Datuk" saya kena tarik balik...

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  7. are u kidding me?c'mon... aren't worldcup unite us??well,i'm tellin you..most muslim have their sense of brotherhood and they don't have to be a pious man to realise that.it's kinda like appear naturally in them.

    As we all know..most of the country that qualified in the worldcup came from europe, africa..and sure we proud few asian countries are also in the list. Having said that..most of the player are christian..and if there is any player who has Islam as his faith...it brings the feeling where the supporter has ties in brotherhood with the player....like what i used to feel about zidane!..haha.

    now what im tryin' to say i understand how he feel...but for hating the christian..it just make we look bad guys...its still a scenario in the world....some muslim hate christian...some christian hate muslim.

    You know what, i'm agree with you. All this happen because one thing..ignorance!..we aren't like that.are we?

    by the way, last night match between sth. africa and france was a great game! and sth. africa won! right after the game end.the goalkeeper sth. africa raised up his hand and open up his palm..he prayed like a muslim.gosh!..he is a muslim?? why wouldn't i support them rather than France!..harharharhar!

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  8. To Anonymous..
    I supports South Africa.. regardless religion because they are the underdog. As for France.. most of the Players are muslim although their name didn't reflect it.. but then again.. Football should unites us (as you have said it). I am rooting for Spain.. which are doing under the weather.. :-)

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